Confessions of an Idiot
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 9:05 am
This is a PSA to warn/remind people of the dangers of shortcutting on safety.
We've probably all done it a time or two, or at least have been tempted to: it's that moment when your good sense says "I should probably put on spikes here" and/or "I should probably grab my ice axe for this section."
But then comes the rationalization: "it's just a short little section; I got this - it's not worth stopping to pull out the gear for."
As a point of reference, I've been climbing for decades now. I have hundreds of summits under my belt (when counting repeats) with dozens of winter climbs including a recent successful snowflake of Longs peak.
I've learned proper safety techniques by taking climbing classes, AAIRE training, and learning and practicing proper self arrest technique. Each year, and especially before taking on dangerous terrain I review and practice, in a safe location, how to self arrest after a fall by practicing going down a slope feet first and head first on my back and on my stomach and have become proficient at using my ice axe to rapidly arrest in all those circumstances.
I have invested in mountaineering boots, crampons, ice axe, ice tool, microspikes, helmet, etc and have spent plenty of time and money learning to safely use these tools.
But all this didn't prevent my trip to the ER as a result of a momentary lapse of judgement.
Here's the situation: a friend and I were climbing an easy class 2 13er in the Sawatch that included bashing through a lot of unconsolidated snow in the trees then slugging up the long slope to the summit. The snow was variable quality on the summit ridge - sometimes powdery, sometimes punchy, sometimes blown to bare, dry rock. Avy danger was green (low) for the day.
All was well until the last tiny little push to the summit - a section of maybe 20 feet or so of pretty steep snow above slightly more gentle slopes below. It had the first signs of some very minor cornices just starting to form at the top. It was red shaded on the map but avy danger was low and we'd not detected any signs of instability.
My friend, who was wearing microspikes, easily went straight up and over the small feature. I was still wearing snowshoes with the ascents flipped up and was feeling a bit impatient to get to the top. I tried briefly to see if I could just send it up in snowshoes but it was too steep and I just slid backwards. Reluctantly I stopped to remove the snowshoes and strap them to my pack.
The intelligent thing to do next would have been to take the extra minute or two to put on my microspikes and grab my ice axe. But it had been a long approach and I wanted to be done and, come on, it's just 20 feet - I got this. I'll kick steps and be fine. I shrunk my poles and held them as I tried the final little push to the summit.
A small slip made me stagger but not fall, however I dropped one of my trekking poles which, to my great annoyance, slid down perhaps 50 feet before stopping in some rocks.
I use my poles a lot and hate leaving gear on the mountain so decided to go ahead and retrieve it. Still impatient to be done I told myself "well I'll make this quick by just sliding down to get it."
I had come up towards the summit at a slight angle. The snow I had just ascended was not at all bulletproof. Expecting similar conditions right next to that on the path where my pole slid down I once again opted to not bother to unstrap my ice axe thinking I'll just lean back, sit on my butt and do little kicks with my heels to control my speed.
But the snow in this little section proved to be MUCH firmer than the nearby patch I had just come up. The instant I started sliding I knew I was screwed. I shot off like a rocket. This was this sort of situation I had practiced for but I stupidly had my ice axe strapped to the back of my pack where it was of no use. I flailed about desperately trying to reduce my speed but only succeeded in rotating myself a little.
It all happened in a blur - I was shocked at how instantly the situation transformed from "oh, this is nothing" to "oh crap!" My left arm slammed into the first jagged exposed rock and my body rolled to a stop in the pile of rocks and snow below.
My partner called out from the summit to ask if I was ok to which I responded "I'm not sure yet." My left arm was aching severely but not broken, and I still had full use of both hands. I had stashed my headlamp in my left chest pocket and that had been smashed into my ribs making them tender.
I pulled back the sleeves on my left arm to take a quick look. I caught a glimpse of essentially a bloody dent in my arm but it wasn't gushing or anything. Being someone who can get queasy at the site of bloody injuries I decided to have my partner take a look, but on safer terrain. This time I put on my spikes, grabbed my axe and had my partner direct me around to the lowest angle approach so I could get up onto the flat ground of the summit to deal with the injury.
With proper gear and a less aggressive approach angle it was easy to get to the summit which I went ahead and tagged so I wouldn't have to return. Then I asked my partner how he was at dealing with blood. He didn't have any issues so inspected my arm for me. There was a good size gash but no major bleeding. He recommended we wrap the wound and that we cancel our plans for additional peaks so I could go to the ER for stitches rather than try to do the upcoming scrambling of the next peak with an injured arm.
I had a miniature pocket knife and my partner had an unused neck gaitor which he cut up to wrap the wound with since we had both left our first aid kits in our cars (add that to the list of bad decisions for the day...)
We had many hours of backtracking through deep snow to return to the TH then many hours of driving to get to the ER (everything else was already closed by that time). When I explained what happened they ran me through the works and checked me out extensively including X-rays and blood work but thankfully all I had wrong was some slightly tender ribs and a gash on my left arm that took 6 stitches to seal up.
I got very lucky on this first day of 2024. If I had hit my head or injured my legs that far from the trailhead this story could have ended very differently. I was also blessed to have a super helpful and compassionate partner who went out of his way to help me in many ways throughout the day (thanks Yaktoleft13!)
The most annoying thing is that I had all the necessary gear and experience to have allowed me to completely avoid this situation. An extra minute or so to stop and pull out the gear that I already had in my pack and put to use the safety practices I already knew would have prevented this late night trip to the Emergency Room.
So please, please, please everyone learn from this idiot. The next time that little voice in your head says "it's just 20 feet - I got this," make sure you very carefully consider the outcome. Take that extra minute or two in order to do things right.
My new New Year's resolution: don't be an idiot.
We've probably all done it a time or two, or at least have been tempted to: it's that moment when your good sense says "I should probably put on spikes here" and/or "I should probably grab my ice axe for this section."
But then comes the rationalization: "it's just a short little section; I got this - it's not worth stopping to pull out the gear for."
As a point of reference, I've been climbing for decades now. I have hundreds of summits under my belt (when counting repeats) with dozens of winter climbs including a recent successful snowflake of Longs peak.
I've learned proper safety techniques by taking climbing classes, AAIRE training, and learning and practicing proper self arrest technique. Each year, and especially before taking on dangerous terrain I review and practice, in a safe location, how to self arrest after a fall by practicing going down a slope feet first and head first on my back and on my stomach and have become proficient at using my ice axe to rapidly arrest in all those circumstances.
I have invested in mountaineering boots, crampons, ice axe, ice tool, microspikes, helmet, etc and have spent plenty of time and money learning to safely use these tools.
But all this didn't prevent my trip to the ER as a result of a momentary lapse of judgement.
Here's the situation: a friend and I were climbing an easy class 2 13er in the Sawatch that included bashing through a lot of unconsolidated snow in the trees then slugging up the long slope to the summit. The snow was variable quality on the summit ridge - sometimes powdery, sometimes punchy, sometimes blown to bare, dry rock. Avy danger was green (low) for the day.
All was well until the last tiny little push to the summit - a section of maybe 20 feet or so of pretty steep snow above slightly more gentle slopes below. It had the first signs of some very minor cornices just starting to form at the top. It was red shaded on the map but avy danger was low and we'd not detected any signs of instability.
My friend, who was wearing microspikes, easily went straight up and over the small feature. I was still wearing snowshoes with the ascents flipped up and was feeling a bit impatient to get to the top. I tried briefly to see if I could just send it up in snowshoes but it was too steep and I just slid backwards. Reluctantly I stopped to remove the snowshoes and strap them to my pack.
The intelligent thing to do next would have been to take the extra minute or two to put on my microspikes and grab my ice axe. But it had been a long approach and I wanted to be done and, come on, it's just 20 feet - I got this. I'll kick steps and be fine. I shrunk my poles and held them as I tried the final little push to the summit.
A small slip made me stagger but not fall, however I dropped one of my trekking poles which, to my great annoyance, slid down perhaps 50 feet before stopping in some rocks.
I use my poles a lot and hate leaving gear on the mountain so decided to go ahead and retrieve it. Still impatient to be done I told myself "well I'll make this quick by just sliding down to get it."
I had come up towards the summit at a slight angle. The snow I had just ascended was not at all bulletproof. Expecting similar conditions right next to that on the path where my pole slid down I once again opted to not bother to unstrap my ice axe thinking I'll just lean back, sit on my butt and do little kicks with my heels to control my speed.
But the snow in this little section proved to be MUCH firmer than the nearby patch I had just come up. The instant I started sliding I knew I was screwed. I shot off like a rocket. This was this sort of situation I had practiced for but I stupidly had my ice axe strapped to the back of my pack where it was of no use. I flailed about desperately trying to reduce my speed but only succeeded in rotating myself a little.
It all happened in a blur - I was shocked at how instantly the situation transformed from "oh, this is nothing" to "oh crap!" My left arm slammed into the first jagged exposed rock and my body rolled to a stop in the pile of rocks and snow below.
My partner called out from the summit to ask if I was ok to which I responded "I'm not sure yet." My left arm was aching severely but not broken, and I still had full use of both hands. I had stashed my headlamp in my left chest pocket and that had been smashed into my ribs making them tender.
I pulled back the sleeves on my left arm to take a quick look. I caught a glimpse of essentially a bloody dent in my arm but it wasn't gushing or anything. Being someone who can get queasy at the site of bloody injuries I decided to have my partner take a look, but on safer terrain. This time I put on my spikes, grabbed my axe and had my partner direct me around to the lowest angle approach so I could get up onto the flat ground of the summit to deal with the injury.
With proper gear and a less aggressive approach angle it was easy to get to the summit which I went ahead and tagged so I wouldn't have to return. Then I asked my partner how he was at dealing with blood. He didn't have any issues so inspected my arm for me. There was a good size gash but no major bleeding. He recommended we wrap the wound and that we cancel our plans for additional peaks so I could go to the ER for stitches rather than try to do the upcoming scrambling of the next peak with an injured arm.
I had a miniature pocket knife and my partner had an unused neck gaitor which he cut up to wrap the wound with since we had both left our first aid kits in our cars (add that to the list of bad decisions for the day...)
We had many hours of backtracking through deep snow to return to the TH then many hours of driving to get to the ER (everything else was already closed by that time). When I explained what happened they ran me through the works and checked me out extensively including X-rays and blood work but thankfully all I had wrong was some slightly tender ribs and a gash on my left arm that took 6 stitches to seal up.
I got very lucky on this first day of 2024. If I had hit my head or injured my legs that far from the trailhead this story could have ended very differently. I was also blessed to have a super helpful and compassionate partner who went out of his way to help me in many ways throughout the day (thanks Yaktoleft13!)
The most annoying thing is that I had all the necessary gear and experience to have allowed me to completely avoid this situation. An extra minute or so to stop and pull out the gear that I already had in my pack and put to use the safety practices I already knew would have prevented this late night trip to the Emergency Room.
So please, please, please everyone learn from this idiot. The next time that little voice in your head says "it's just 20 feet - I got this," make sure you very carefully consider the outcome. Take that extra minute or two in order to do things right.
My new New Year's resolution: don't be an idiot.