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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:02 am
by yaktoleft13
Nice thing is, you only have to do it once to be a finisher...

Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:08 am
by cougar
Dave B wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:04 am Strava or it didn't happen.
Local Legend

Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:51 am
by Ptglhs
supranihilest wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:58 am
NM_Hiker wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:06 am Would be interesting to know if the [...] alternate route was taken :-k
You mean butt stuff?
Class 1: smooth with no obstacles and an easy to find path

Class 2: some obstacles which may require careful manuvering around

...

Class 5: ropes needed to hold participants in place. Protection strongly encouraged.

Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:51 am
by benmangelsdorf
14ers.com has really changed since Capt Co was banned :shock:

Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 12:03 pm
by Ptglhs
benmangelsdorf wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:51 am 14ers.com has really changed since Capt Co was banned :shock:
Much more loving and open now. Free loving, or so it appears.

Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 12:09 pm
by bergsteigen
cougar wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:08 am
Dave B wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:04 am Strava or it didn't happen.
Local Legend
So who’s the QOM & KOM?

Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 12:14 pm
by DaveLanders
Hard core mountaineers won't use supplemental oxygen or performance enhancing drugs

Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 12:25 pm
by timisimaginary
before descending, make sure you're be-laid.

Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 12:55 pm
by dpage
Is this the Best Way to Train for a 14er thread?

Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 1:46 pm
by cougar
benmangelsdorf wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:51 am 14ers.com has really changed since Capt Co was banned :shock:
I heard hes good at dry tooling

Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 1:55 pm
by Bill G
Does a bj count?
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It does to any male with actual brain activity.
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To call yourself a finisher, you have to adhere to the standards of those who came before you!
So i say it doesn't count. (Even if that means people will call me a commie who wants to crush the American dream).
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According to President Bill Clinton, the answer is no.

Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 4:58 pm
by Trotter
True story, a buddy and I ran into a solo hiker on La Plata summit. He was disappointed we were both guys, because he said he had a lot of luck convincing solo female hikers to have sex on 14er summits, and that he did it all the time. I call BS on that. Theres no privacy on your typical 14er


Now 13ers are a different story. You have much more privacy on those :twisted:

PS I want to see the little icon Bill comes up with for summit sex :lol: