Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Post by yaktoleft13 » Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:02 am

Nice thing is, you only have to do it once to be a finisher...
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Post by cougar » Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:08 am

Dave B wrote:
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Strava or it didn't happen.
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Post by Ptglhs » Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:51 am

supranihilest wrote:
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NM_Hiker wrote:
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Would be interesting to know if the [...] alternate route was taken :-k
You mean butt stuff?
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Post by benmangelsdorf » Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:51 am

14ers.com has really changed since Capt Co was banned :shock:
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Post by Ptglhs » Mon Apr 19, 2021 12:03 pm

benmangelsdorf wrote:
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14ers.com has really changed since Capt Co was banned :shock:
Much more loving and open now. Free loving, or so it appears.
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Post by bergsteigen » Mon Apr 19, 2021 12:09 pm

cougar wrote:
Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:08 am
Dave B wrote:
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Strava or it didn't happen.
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So who’s the QOM & KOM?
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Post by DaveLanders » Mon Apr 19, 2021 12:14 pm

Hard core mountaineers won't use supplemental oxygen or performance enhancing drugs
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Post by timisimaginary » Mon Apr 19, 2021 12:25 pm

before descending, make sure you're be-laid.
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Post by dpage » Mon Apr 19, 2021 12:55 pm

Is this the Best Way to Train for a 14er thread?
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Post by cougar » Mon Apr 19, 2021 1:46 pm

benmangelsdorf wrote:
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14ers.com has really changed since Capt Co was banned :shock:
I heard hes good at dry tooling
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Post by Bill G » Mon Apr 19, 2021 1:55 pm

Does a bj count?
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It does to any male with actual brain activity.
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

Post by Trotter » Mon Apr 19, 2021 4:58 pm

True story, a buddy and I ran into a solo hiker on La Plata summit. He was disappointed we were both guys, because he said he had a lot of luck convincing solo female hikers to have sex on 14er summits, and that he did it all the time. I call BS on that. Theres no privacy on your typical 14er


Now 13ers are a different story. You have much more privacy on those :twisted:

PS I want to see the little icon Bill comes up with for summit sex :lol:
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