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Imply, or go ahead and outright claim, that you are a big bad wolf preying on sheep while simultaneously admitting you are in depression and recovering from bunnyslopeitis.

If you climb a 14er, you will be unique and special.
Cairns will never mislead you, and it’s pronounced “Karen's”.

greenonion wrote: ↑Sun Mar 28, 2021 10:01 am Imply, or go ahead and outright claim, that you are a big bad wolf preying on sheep while simultaneously admitting you are in depression and recovering from bunnyslopeitis.

This sounds oddly specific

Salient wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 1:46 pm

greenonion wrote: ↑Sun Mar 28, 2021 10:01 am Imply, or go ahead and outright claim, that you are a big bad wolf preying on sheep while simultaneously admitting you are in depression and recovering from bunnyslopeitis.

This sounds oddly specific

Aye aye, Captain

Don't flash the entire world from the summit, it might distract other hikers

Never, ever go on a trip without getting the most up to the second beta on every aspect of the day. Under absolutely no circumstances should you “be the beta” because having an adventure should be avoided at all costs! The worst would be having to go to plan B or C.

Always hike with at least 10 others and carry a gun in the event you see a wild animal

Spend $150-$200 on the burliest hiking boots you can find. It is the Rockies, after all.

Drive as high as you can up remote 4x4 roads in winter. Go for it! You're special and so is your truck.