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Re: alien light beam, no other explanation right??

Postby cheeseburglar » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:04 pm

I haven't seen a UFO in Colorado since 1997, so it would surprise me if this was a real UFO.
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Re: alien light beam, no other explanation right??

Postby CORed » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:02 am

GeorgiaTyler wrote:
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Overlook point 12,998 looking at pigeon, turret and chi basin. Nothing was edited on this picture, for real. any suggestions?..


Clearly they were beaming somebody up to their flying saucer hidden in the cumulus cloud to do some anal probing. Just be glad it wan't you.

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Re: alien light beam, no other explanation right??

Postby CORed » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:04 am

painless4u2 wrote:
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You people aren't listening! It's the GOATS I'm telling you.


So the aliens got tired of mutilating cattle, and decided to mutilate some mountain goats instead?

Re: alien light beam, no other explanation right??

Postby Steve Climber » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:13 am

Dave B wrote:And/or line thy helmet with tin foil and realize this is a freaking mountaineering website.


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Re: alien light beam, no other explanation right??

Postby painless4u2 » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:52 am

So the aliens got tired of mutilating cattle, and decided to mutilate some mountain goats instead?


No, see the goats ARE the aliens. Just look at this one laughing at us!

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