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Skiing is no longer necesary...

Postby Dave B » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:43 pm

...Because you can now simply wear your ski goggles to the tanning bed/spray booth and get that "I've totally been like out skiing all day" look without actually having to go skiing. Up next, eight minute abs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2480908/Are-taking-piste-Wearing-goggles-tanning-booth-fake-ski-tan-effect-bizarre-new-beauty-trend.html

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Re: Skiing is no longer necesary...

Postby BillMiddlebrook » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:56 pm

When the s**t hit the fan, she obviously didn't get out of the way.
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Re: Skiing is no longer necesary...

Postby Kojones » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:59 pm

BillMiddlebrook wrote:When the s**t hit the fan, she obviously didn't get out of the way.

=D> :lol:

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Re: Skiing is no longer necesary...

Postby bergsteigen » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:03 pm

She doesn't have a smile tan line - obviously a fake. Or should I say, a s**t eating grin. Skiing = happiness :-D
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Re: Skiing is no longer necesary...

Postby skiwall » Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:02 pm

BillMiddlebrook wrote:When the s**t hit the fan, she obviously didn't get out of the way.


Awww, man... you made me spit out my coffee!!! :lol:
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Re: Skiing is no longer necesary...

Postby Duffus Kentucky Climber » Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:12 pm

She sort of looks like she's been skiing behind me! :oops:
It looks like the ridge is just right up there!

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Re: Skiing is no longer necesary...

Postby SkaredShtles » Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:11 pm

I've never mistaken skiing as necessary.

It comes *highly* recommended as a luxury, however.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7oi83XvagY

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Re: Skiing is no longer necesary...

Postby IronSkiMountaineer » Tue Nov 05, 2013 7:24 am

Thanks Kartrashians

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Re: Skiing is no longer necesary...

Postby mtnbikir » Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:57 pm

AWESOME VID!

This tan line thing is good btw.

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I've never mistaken skiing as necessary.

It comes *highly* recommended as a luxury, however.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7oi83XvagY

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