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The answer is NO!

Postby Crusty » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:55 pm

Can my dog do this class 3 route?

NO!!!

Can my toddler climb a 14er?

H*ll NO!!


anything else?

Re: The answer is NO!

Postby Somewhat of a Prick » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:57 pm

Can I climb the class 3 route?

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Re: The answer is NO!

Postby Brian Thomas » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:02 pm

Such a nattering nabob of negativism, aren't we, Crusty?

And besides, hasn't the arrival of snow scared all the fair-weather 14ers people who would ask such questions away from the forums until next year?

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Re: The answer is NO!

Postby Neil » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:05 pm

Can my Subaru make it up the Lake Como road?
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Throwing the bone for the dog I see two passing lights
Well, I wonder where that driver's bound
Is there someone, somewhere, someway out there that I've not found"
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Postby DeucesWild » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:07 pm

Can Bthom exercise some self-restraint on the music thread?
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Re: The answer is NO!

Postby MonGoose » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:10 pm

Can I play loud dance music at the trailhead at 3:30am?

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Re: The answer is NO!

Postby Jim Davies » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:16 pm

The attached spreadsheet has my plan for climbing all the 14ers the week after I arrive from sea level in January. Does this seem reasonable? Will there be any snow on the routes by then?
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Re: The answer is NO!

Postby Brian Thomas » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:18 pm

MonGoose wrote:Can I play loud dance music at the trailhead at 3:30am?

Normally, no. But if you are drunk and playing with loaded guns, then yes.

And to the Deuce, why don't you join us for Emerald Peak this Saturday?
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Postby SilverLynx » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:19 pm

Do I need crampons to climb Mount Bierstadt via the standard route? Should I hire a guide?
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Re: The answer is NO!

Postby Oman » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:20 pm

Can I climb a 14er as fast as Paul Ryan?

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Re: The answer is NO!

Postby YooperJonKornely » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:22 pm

Can you recap the Missy story for me? I must have missed it...

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Re: The answer is NO!

Postby Mel McKinney » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:26 pm

Oman wrote:Can I climb a 14er as fast as Paul Ryan?


NO!

But I bet you can run a marathon in under 3 hours... :lol:
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