If we survive the Mayan Apocalypse

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If we survive the Mayan Apocalypse

Postby DeucesWild » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:16 pm

Would you change anything? Would you live larger knowing that you escaped THE BIG ONE?

Here's what I'd change:

1) Be better prepared for the Next Apocalypse, probably the Zombie one.
2) Get my nest egg in better order, i.e. more investing in my funds (you should too).
3) Quit dropping everything to help Ace out of his various hoosegaws.
4) Fewer snowflake jokes (nearer my god to thee conclusion).
5) Find me a new and improved squeeze who drinks beer and will put up with the old man. And Ace.
6) Try and keep Kafka off the internet.
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Re: If we survive the Mayan Apocalypse

Postby peter303 » Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:41 pm

We should celebrate it on top of a 14er!
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Re: If we survive the Mayan Apocalypse

Postby RoanMtnMan » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:10 pm

I have been doomsday prepping for years, assuming it's an ice age.
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Re: If we survive the Mayan Apocalypse

Postby bking14ers » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:11 pm

DeucesWild wrote:Would you change anything? Would you live larger knowing that you escaped THE BIG ONE?

Here's what I'd change:

1) Be better prepared for the Next Apocalypse, probably the Zombie one.
2) Get my nest egg in better order, i.e. more investing in my funds (you should too).
3) Quit dropping everything to help Ace out of his various hoosegaws.
4) Fewer snowflake jokes (nearer my god to thee conclusion).
5) Find me a new and improved squeeze who drinks beer and will put up with the old man. And Ace.
6) Try and keep Kafka off the internet.

I love #5. I take it your tired of the old one? I hope she doesn't read your post or she may do the same...
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Re: If we survive the Mayan Apocalypse

Postby SilverLynx » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:04 pm

I heard something about Deuce is going to tell everyone who he actually is if we're all still here on December 22. :wink:
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Re: If we survive the Mayan Apocalypse

Postby DeucesWild » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:14 pm

SilverLynx wrote: Deuce is going to tell everyone who he actually is


Been there:

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Re: If we survive the Mayan Apocalypse

Postby SilverLynx » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:17 pm

Now it all makes sense...
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Re: If we survive the Mayan Apocalypse

Postby shredthegnar10 » Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:49 pm

We're all going to survive the Mayan apocalypse. Remember Zombieland? Rule 1: Cardio. I'd say climbers have an edge on the rest of the country...
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Re: If we survive the Mayan Apocalypse

Postby iamthemarmot » Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:14 pm

Go out with each and every 14er member that's active. Originally, I was going to say all the single girls here, but that wasn't my point. It would be fun to go out with each and everyone of all of you personally, learn about you, become friends, climb a bit. It would be great to expand my friendship so I knew each and everyone of you.

Yea, it sounds mushy and stuff. But, I think it would be great to personally know all of you.
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Re: If we survive the Mayan Apocalypse

Postby coloradonative » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:47 pm

When the world ends I'm eating people :fight: :xST
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Re: If we survive the Mayan Apocalypse

Postby DeucesWild » Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:00 am

bking14ers wrote:I love #5. I take it your tired of the old one? I hope she doesn't read your post or she may do the same...


I'm gonna try to maintain a friendly plutonic relationship with the old one...I'll let you know how that goes.
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