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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby XMULE » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:47 am

Need 2 or 3 to inquire whether or not its legal to climb Democrat/Cameron/Lincoln/Bross . . .
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby Lemmiwinks » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:59 am

101 members

1 to change it, and 100 to argue about how many lightbulbs there actually are.
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby Doug Shaw » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:05 am

XMULE wrote:Need 2 or 3 to inquire whether or not its legal to climb Democrat/Cameron/Lincoln/Bross by headlamp. . .


Fixed that for you.

Jeez dude, learn what a leitmotif is! :mrgreen:

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1 to write a detailed report that makes changing that light bulb in the bathroom sound like the most epic event in the history of mankind, coming in at 14 written pages and with 147 high-res photos inline that are too large to fit on your screen.
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby fahixson » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:11 am

Can some/all of these members swing by my house? I've got at least 4 lightbulbs/light bulbs/lamps burned out right now.
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby Jim Davies » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:12 am

12 to post cartoons and music videos vaguely about lightbulb changing
1 to state that stepladders are making lightbulb changing too easy for beginners
7 to respond to the above with "+1"
3 to point out that stepladders improve lightbulb-changing safety
1 to claim that the real danger is electrocution, not falls
129 to give opinions on which beer goes best with which lightbulb
1 to start 17 threads criticizing an incumbent politician's policies
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby pvnisher » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:20 am

I'm new to changing lightbulbs, but I love it.
I'll be coming from sea level and spending a week changing light bulbs. How does my acclimatization plan look? Should I use a step ladder for a day in Denver before trying a bigger ladder in Leadville? How about diamox?

Also, I'd like to rappel down the face of the ladder after changing the bulb. I haven't rappelled before, but think it'd be an epic adventure. Can you give me some info on how to rappel down the Diamond Bulb Face?

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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby ChrisRoberts » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:45 am

I only change lightbulb with 15+ feet of prominence from the floor.
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby SilverLynx » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:46 am

1 person to put on a costume and high heels while changing lightbulbs
1 person to photograph the person changing lightbulbs
4 people to whine about it later and claim they are changing lightbulbs for more legitimate reasons and say that changing lightbulbs is a serious activity that should not include any lightbulb-changing shenanigans
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby tripfour » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:53 am

6 people to post "Damn you Bill Middlebrook"
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby MountainHiker » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:56 am

5 to point out you shouldn’t trust a step ladder left behind by someone else. 3 to declare the step ladder shouldn’t have been left there. 2 who will state they’ll clean the route of all step ladders. 4 who will admit they’ll use the step ladder if it’s there. 2 who will say they’ll pack their own step ladder and take it with them when they’re done. And at least a few that will proclaim if you need a step ladder you have no business changing a light bulb!
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby Lemmiwinks » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:21 am

ChrisRoberts wrote:I only change lightbulb with 15+ feet of prominence from the floor.


Is that the requirement for a "ranked" lightbulb? If so, what is a "soft ranked" lightbulb?
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