Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

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Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

Postby Presto » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:47 am

:lol: ... this definitely qualifies as Mountaineering "Tails" ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJSFwnfHWkY
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Re: Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

Postby its_not_a_tuba » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:24 am

Don't judge her, I am sure she is just trying to pay her way through college.
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Re: Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

Postby planet54 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:28 am

Thanks for saving me a trip to Shotgun Willie's
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Re: Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

Postby tmathews » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:35 am

She's in bad need of a Brazilian wax. :shock: :wink: :mrgreen:
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Re: Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

Postby Kruck » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:04 pm

its_not_a_tuba wrote:Don't judge her, I am sure she is just trying to plow her way through college.

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Re: Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

Postby I fall a lot » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:25 pm

On topic, the Best Pole Dance Move Ever was pretty impressive as well.
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Re: Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

Postby sunny1 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:38 pm

tmathews wrote:She's in bad need of a Brazilian wax. :shock: :wink: :mrgreen:



In this case, "better" is the enemy of "good". :wink:
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Re: Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

Postby somethingrandom » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:43 pm

Got better moves than the girls at Shotgun's or PT's...
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Re: Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

Postby coloradokevin » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:40 pm

Some guys like the full figured gals, and everyone needs a job.
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Re: Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

Postby CORed » Tue May 15, 2012 10:00 pm

tmathews wrote:She's in bad need of a Brazilian wax. :shock: :wink: :mrgreen:


Are you volunteering to do it?
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Re: Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

Postby Trudger » Tue May 15, 2012 10:21 pm

Felt bad watching. That is some Papa Bear's daughter.
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Re: Montana Pole Dance - ADULTS ONLY!

Postby colokeith » Wed May 16, 2012 1:37 pm

Bearly legal!!
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