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How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a lightbul

Postby Scott P » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:35 am

:mrgreen:

How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

45 to say that dogs and kids shouldn't be changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another

6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "lightbulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby d_baker » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:38 am

ummm....you forgot the 'b' in bulb in your subject title. Please correct. Thank you.
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby Crusty » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:46 am

1 who creates a similar yet lamer thread about some other routine home maintenance task.

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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby SeracZack » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:47 am

The lightbulb was only changed because they get a new icon on their 14ers.com profile.

I must create a list of all the lightbulbs I HAVE to change.

I only change CFL's because they are superior to incandescent lightbulbs, and far less people changing them.
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How many 14ers members does it take to change a light bulb?

Postby TallGrass » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:52 am

d_baker wrote:
Scott P wrote:7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
ummm....you forgot the 'b' in bulb in your subject title. Please correct. Thank you.

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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby d_baker » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:58 am

me too..... :thefinger:

TallGrass wrote:
d_baker wrote:
Scott P wrote:7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
ummm....you forgot the 'b' in bulb in your subject title. Please correct. Thank you.

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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby roguejackalope » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:06 am

This was good for a laugh. A few more:


5 to debate the definition of whether the lightbulb has actually been changed

7 to share tales of misfortunes that befell them while the light bulb was out

11 to offer advice for how to correctly wire a hot tub

1 to loudly proclaim plans to have a lightbulb changing party on a summit
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby Doug Shaw » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:13 am

15 to inquire about specific details of the recent lightbulb changing accident
3 to tell them it's none of their business and that they should show the victim and family some respect
4 to defend their nosiness as "learning for the better good of the lightbulb-changing community"

3 to criticize Jon Kedrowski because people read his books using lightbulbs
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby SnowAlien » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:16 am

Something like 750,000 people attempt to change a lightbulb every year.

Thousands claim they have changed ALL the lightbulbs in the state.

Those also tend to claim that incandescent lightbulbs are far superior, since far less people changing them, and to do so requires much more expertise.

:YY

P.S. Scott, please do fix the spelling error in the subject line.
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby d_baker » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:31 am

nkan02 wrote:P.S. Scott, please do fix the spelling error in the subject line.

I think that request should be sent to that Middlebrook guy. I think the subject line only allows an x-amount of characters.

Hey, look at this ---> :idea:
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Re: How many 14ers.com members does it take to change a ligh

Postby MountainHiker » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:32 am

7 to point out you don’t need to change LEDs and the batteries last longer.
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