So there I was...

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So there I was...

Postby Kiefer » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:08 pm

...sitting on the summit of Mt. Evans. I just walked over from Bierstadt, still relishing a fast scramble across the Sawtooth and sat down to a [very] surprisingly empty summit. After all, Evans has a road to its damn top. What's the odds of no cars in the parking lot? I must have hit the timing just right. I sat down on a piece of rock that reminded me of Crestone Needle (I needed to do something to make Evans exciting). I tore into a powerbar, ok, tore might be a bit of a misnomer. The delightful taste of Pecan Swirl cardboard prevented me from opening the little morsel in under 15 minutes.
The Strawberry Shortcake I could have had opened in near 12 minutes. Anyway, I was about to take a bite when I heard this 'lip-smacking' sound coming from just behind me on the right and a light repetitive 'whoosh', similar in nature to brushing the grass with a broom.
I looked over to see what it was and there was this marmot, just sitting there smacking his lips sitting prarie-dog style with his arms crossed. He picked something out of his left ear, inspected it and ate it. Then he asked me, "Hey, Dude..." :wink:
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Re: So there I was...

Postby tmathews » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:22 pm

You don't strike me as a strawberry shortcake kind of guy! :mrgreen:
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Re: So there I was...

Postby JA_son27 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:46 pm

........please don't punt me!

........you guys have us all wrong, we're not evil!

.......can you bring me home?
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Re: So there I was...

Postby JA_son27 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:46 pm

........are you going to finish that?
"The King will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me."
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Re: So there I was...

Postby Wish I lived in CO » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:04 pm

...... you've got some fine looking ear wax .......

....... what are you doin up here? the great camillo is signing autographs for everybody down at the lake ........

....... in addition to being a talking marmot, I can do the macarana .........

....... so three guys walk into a bar ........

....... that lizard that on the Geico commercials, well I can kick his butt ........

....... Do I look fat to you? I can blame it on global warming though, you can't .........
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Re: So there I was...

Postby tmathews » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:21 pm

Kiefer wrote:Then he asked me, "Hey, Dude..." :wink:


"... do you mind draining your bladder? I have a wicked hankering for something salty to roll in."
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Re: So there I was...

Postby Neil » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:32 pm

"...it's just you and me up here. Why don't we put on some Barry White, pour some vino, split that shortcake, and see where this goes. You seem like an adventurous, liberal guy with an open mind. Besides, we're alone and, on a 14er with a road to the top, that must be a sign. Speaking of which, I'm a Leo."
"On the edge of the porch in the warm evening night
Throwing the bone for the dog I see two passing lights
Well, I wonder where that driver's bound
Is there someone, somewhere, someway out there that I've not found"
-Driving Song
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Re: So there I was...

Postby mtgirl » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:34 pm

"......does my ass look big in this fur coat ?"

"......if one more unleashed dog chases me up to this summit, I'm gonna have to pull out my concealed .45 and go a little crazy......
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Re: So there I was...

Postby covfrrider » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:38 pm

"... can I have hit of that acid too?!?!"
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Re: So there I was...

Postby skiwall » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:52 pm

"... you peed on my rug!" 8)
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Re: So there I was...

Postby Neil » Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:09 pm

Nice skiwall!

"at least I'm housebroken."
"On the edge of the porch in the warm evening night
Throwing the bone for the dog I see two passing lights
Well, I wonder where that driver's bound
Is there someone, somewhere, someway out there that I've not found"
-Driving Song
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Re: So there I was...

Postby mtnklutz » Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:11 pm

Hey Dude.....You're on Mt. Spalding, Mt. Evans is THAT way!
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