Jeff: Everyone knows Boulderites have no ball skills. Sure, they're good at pseudo-"sports" like rock climbing, mountain biking, body hair-growing and inventing issues such as global warming-- but requiring them to utilize hand-eye coordination and work with others as a team? It's going to get ugly.
Jeff: It depends on how good you are. You need to pass tryouts to make the Denver squad.
Ryan: Team Boulder . . .it will be nice to see you take the field against us knowing you will finish second.
Mandy: They don't call me KILLER MILLER for nothin'! You foreign SONS OF PITCHES are going DOWN!
Remember kids, when you talk trash you lose by more points than you have extra players on the field.