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Re: Woman Pushes Husband Off Cliff

Postby Steve Climber » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:53 pm

bonehead wrote:Indeed, this is very sad.
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Re: Woman Pushes Husband Off Cliff

Postby Bill Cummings » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:44 pm

Scotzman wrote:

djkest wrote:

scalba123 wrote:I wonder what his last words were...



As... you... wish!



Inconceivable!



You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Yes, sad...they obviously forgot that mawwiage is a bwessed awwangement.
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Re: Woman Pushes Husband Off Cliff

Postby scalba123 » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:55 pm

Bill Cummings wrote:
Scotzman wrote:

djkest wrote:

scalba123 wrote:I wonder what his last words were...



As... you... wish!



Inconceivable!



You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Yes, sad...they obviously forgot that mawwiage is a bwessed awwangement.


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Re: Woman Pushes Husband Off Cliff

Postby Hungry Jack » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:57 pm

Perhaps she concluded that he was shallow, nothing more than a social climber?
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Re: Woman Pushes Husband Off Cliff

Postby Corn » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:44 pm

scalba123 wrote:I wonder what his last words were...


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Re: Woman Pushes Husband Off Cliff

Postby unclegar » Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:16 pm

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Re: Woman Pushes Husband Off Cliff

Postby SES_17 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:03 am

There's lots of places I hope to see before I die... I hope I don't die in any of those places.
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Re: Woman Pushes Husband Off Cliff

Postby mdwoodland » Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:44 am

Sad story. Heartless comments :(
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Re: Woman Pushes Husband Off Cliff

Postby speth » Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:51 am

Scotzman wrote:
djkest wrote:
scalba123 wrote:I wonder what his last words were...


As... you... wish!


Inconceivable!


He distinctly said "to blave," which we all know means "to bluff."
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Re: Woman Pushes Husband Off Cliff

Postby uwe » Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:00 pm

Tragic and criminal.
Not a damn thing funny about it!
What if his family read this thread??
Really!
Some really coarse, crude rude comments that have no place here in light of trade by and death.
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Re: Woman Pushes Husband Off Cliff

Postby bonehead » Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:12 pm

I see a few here have edited/deleted
their crude comments.
What's wrong with the rest of you?
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Re: Woman Pushes Husband Off Cliff

Postby CorduroyCalves » Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:33 pm

wildlobo71 wrote:
TravelingMatt wrote:
SilverLynx wrote:He fell for the wrong woman.


In that context, is it possible to fall for the right woman?


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I think TravelingMatt meant an actual woman.
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