Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

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Re: Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

Postby CO Native » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:44 pm

BillMiddlebrook wrote:Hard to argue with that

Sounds like a new product idea for the 14ers.com store. :D
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Re: Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

Postby Mel McKinney » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:54 pm

silverlynx wrote:
CO Native wrote:
BillMiddlebrook wrote:Hard to argue with that

Sounds like a new product idea for the 14ers.com store. :D


Booty shorts that say "14ers.com"
\:D/


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Re: Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

Postby scalba123 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:32 pm

silverlynx wrote:
CO Native wrote:
BillMiddlebrook wrote:Hard to argue with that

Sounds like a new product idea for the 14ers.com store. :D


Booty shorts that say "14ers.com"
\:D/


There's your next product to sell, Bill. :YY
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Re: Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

Postby Doug Shaw » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:39 pm

silverlynx wrote:Booty shorts that say "14ers.com" \:D/


Somewhere, the parent of a teenage girl just had an aneurysm.
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Re: Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

Postby Jesse M » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:19 pm

Two more

1. Dogs not on a leash

2. People who complain when I smoke a cig on the summit, (I have no empathy, part of being a narcissist.)

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EDIT: people with over 1500 posts on 14ers.com who claim to not be narcissistic
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Re: Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

Postby its_not_a_tuba » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:39 pm

coloradokevin wrote:
BillMiddlebrook wrote:I think most bike/car incidents are caused by bikers wearing spandex. There has to be a better clothing option. :-k


That's funny.

At the risk of offending some of this site's road biking contingent, I will say that my girlfriend simply refers to road bikers as "road clowns", thanks to their ridiculous and colorful spandex clothing choices :)


And, for those who are offended by that statement, just wait until you run into me in the mountains on a cold morning, sporting my least fashionable long underwear under shorts wardrobe!


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Re: Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

Postby d_baker » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:05 pm

Is being narcissistic a bad thing? :?:

Maybe....maybe not.
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Re: Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

Postby susanjoypaul » Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:29 pm

I scored a 17! Who's surprised? Then again, I *am* a member of Mensa!

Jim Davies wrote:Yeesh, I got a 5. I wonder how low scores on this correlates with solo hiking.

There may be both a positive and a negative correlation for those scoring on the high end of the spectrum. Some narcissists prefer to position themselves as the center of attention and hike with an "audience," while others - like me - prefer to hike alone because they know that no one else is good enough to hike with them.

As for the grievances, I have none. I've come to terms with the fact that I'm better than everyone else, and realized that complaining about the inherent deficiencies and self-imposed shortcomings of others is an exercise in futility. Besides, the laws of Darwinism will take care of them in time! Knowing this has provided me with a deep sense of peace and satisfaction, and freed my mind to ponder more important matters, like how I'm going to rule the world.

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Re: Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

Postby mountain_man » Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:53 am

Yup, you win the narcissism discussion.
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Re: Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

Postby edhaman » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:59 am

Online news stories that:
1. Have a separate paragraph for each sentence.
2. Make you watch a video advertisement before you can see the story.

People who use non-words like:
1. "Onload" and "offload," for "load" and "unload."
2. "Pro-active." The word is "active."
3. "Pre-plan." The word is "plan," unless, I guess, you are planning how you are going to plan.

People who sign up for this website and don't indicate where they live or what peaks they've climbed.

People who respond to climbing connection requests indicating someone wants a climbing partner by saying "I might be up there too; maybe I'll see you."
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Re: Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

Postby Shawnee Bob » Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:08 pm

Online tough guys. They don't show up here, but on a lot of sites they will say things they'd never say to anyone's face.

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Re: Early Festivus Thread - The Airing Of Grievances

Postby Doug Shaw » Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:20 pm

silverlynx wrote:Related to the topic of news stories that make you watch an ad before the video you want, I hate Vevo. Vevo has got to be my number one grievance of the year. Long gone are the days when we were not force-fed advertisements by YouTube. You cannot watch a TV program, a movie or a video without being told what to buy.


silverlynx wrote:Meh, guys are looking there whether there's a word on your butt or not. Might as well advertise something with it, right?

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